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Fact Wave #9. [Future GF Edition!]
To whom this may concern, wherever you are.
- I want you to know that I’ve only had one gf in my entire life. Even still, I suffered a real bad blow to my self-esteem as well as my innocence. Please understand that I will want to take things slow with you. I want to be sure you’re the real deal.
- I want you to know that my biggest weakness is that I care too much. I’ll want to make sure you’re okay at the end of every day. And if you’re not, I’ll do whatever I can to remedy it.
- I don’t care what you look like. I’m never one to fall for a pretty face or physical traits. I fall for an excellent sense of humor. I fall for kindness. I fall for sweet girls. I fall for caring women. So I’m convinced that you’re going to come out of nowhere in my life and completely hit me when I least expect it. You’re not going to be the cheerleader or the class president. You’ll probably be the shy and quiet girl in class who tutors kids in math after school. Or maybe you’ll be a loud and constantly smiling person that’ll win me over with your amazing sense of humor and unorthodox thinking. Idk. All I know is when I fall for you, it won’t be for your looks. So don’t worry about that stuff. :]
- I’m not popular nor do I wish to be. So girls will not throw themselves at me. This means you won’t have to question my loyalty. I don’t chase girls and they don’t chase me. If I choose to be with you, I CHOOSE TO BE WITH YOU. No one else.
- I’m not after what most guys are after. I don’t want you for that. If you ever spend the night with me and we’re together ‘till morning, we’ll be doing other things. We’ll hit up a nearby beach and walk along the sand like they do in books and movies. We’ll catch a movie. Explore the town and take pictures of each other to document our mini-adventures. I’ll write you a song and perform it for you on the spot. Reveal facts about ourselves through charades so we’ll know each other better. I’ll hold you in the early morning hours, then wake you up so we can go to a rooftop of some apartment building to watch the sunrise together. I’ll probably buy some art supplies to try and capture the moment, although I can’t promise anything amazing. We’ll buy some ingredients from any convenience stores that are open early, head to my place, make breakfast together. Or you can get some sleep while I do it with my pathetic chef skills. Haha. Idk. We’ll have a lot to do, I’m sure. I’m random and weird, just warning you. :]
- I’m going to text you something ridiculous to make you smile at random times. It might be a sappy love message. It might be a stupid selca of me derping. Idk. As long as it makes you smile, I’m cool with looking stupid.
- I have this unnatural ability to stay warm even in cold temperatures. So if you’re ever cold and we’re out and away from any blankets or sheets, lmk. I’ll be glad to be your human Snuggie.
- I’ll probably be taller than you, unless you’re 6’4”. Don’t be intimidated, I couldn’t hurt a fly. Literally. Cuz those stupid things are really fast and I ain’t no Mr. Miyagi. That’s another thing. Don’t ask me to kill a fly for you. I’ll fail miserably. XD
Besides, my size will come in handy when I see anybody messing with you. :DD
- I know a lot of guys who don’t pick up their gf’s calls during online CoD and Halo matches. That won’t be me. I’m not going to choose playing video games over you. I love me some video games, but the war on zombies to save the world can take a backseat to you. You’ll probably be far more complex than any puzzle/adventure/RPG I’ve ever played in my life, so I may as well dedicate the rest of my life to figuring you out. :3
- If we’ve been dating for a while and if it ever gets to the point that I should propose to you, I’m going to do it big. Music will be involved. It’ll be done in public. Idk how big I’ll go, but it’ll be huge. You may be embarrassed.